Mycroft’s “goldfish” line might be my favorite part of the whole experience. I would definitely slap down good money to see a bigger-budget version of Sherlock for that reason.

Unfortunately, I’ve had the misfortune of working with two people who were nearly 30 at the time I worked with them and neither of them were fully capable of fending for themselves yet.

I’m a little confused by this whole thing. Are we supposed to sympathize with Lebron for having another useless bench like some of his Miami teams, or go Nelson Muntz on him for convincing/forcing Cavs management to pay a truckload of money for guys that turned out to be a bad idea?

Luckily, my worst experience on the El so far has been the unfortunate luck to notice the guy that unzipped and started peeing on the floor while in one of the seats.

You learn pretty quickly that there’s a damn good reason why that rush-hour El car is nearly empty. I’ve made the mistake of getting on some trains when the homeless guy’s fug is so strong you can taste it.

It’s been a few decades since I last took a grammar class, so I’ll bow to your take.

I’m not sure if it’s misplaced or lonely.

Wait, so you ate 300 crackers in one sitting? Hat’s off to you, my man.

Is the first goldfish better than the feeling you get when you start a new jar of peanut butter?

Right now he looks more like he’s trying to bring back the Gorton’s Fisherman. He’s got some serious weight gain ahead of him before he catches up to Santa.

Forget about pretzel shards; the real reason you gotta eat those PB-filled pretzels in one bite is so you aren’t forced to see how little peanut butter you get in each one.

I’m more surprised by the fact that Westbrook looked sort of pissed to have gotten called for it.

I wish I could give you more than one star for this.

How much time can he spend maturing? Pro tennis players have about the same expiration date as a running back in the NFL.

Derrick Rose seems like he fits that bill right about now, but I agree with the earlier comment about Agassi.

75% of Wranglers have 4 doors? That just feels wrong.

In response to your last paragraph, I frankly have no confidence in the government to employ any standard with nuance.

Almost every play involving Devin Hester as a pro could have been summed up by “What the hell are you doing??” or “How the hell did you do that?!” Sometimes both in the same play.

The way the hair is moving in the top .gif seems.... implausible.

I think we need to hear more from Reader Dan: