I appreciate the vote of confidence.

I will definitely arrange the toppings on a frozen pizza to minimize the changes of having to cut through a piece of pepperoni. Although, I have no idea why I re-arrange the topping or cut the pizza, since I live alone and never fail to eat the whole thing in the first place.

Sure, as soon as you explain to me how “Yes, it certainly does make you all of those things” (i.e., “bigot,” “racist” and “intolerant religious fanatic”) isn’t you calling that poster a racist.

Oh, I’m sure there are tons of totally legit reasons to use a service like this; it was just the illegal one that sprang to my mind first.

Am I the only one that looked at the delivery option and thought of the potential for hiring unwitting drug mules?

Sure you did. Here’s your original post.

You may tolerate everyone you meet, but you said that not liking a specific person makes one a racist. I’m waiting for your explanation of that difference.

Why would a farrier need a desk?

Wait, was the guy eating the peanuts in the shell your friend? If not, your decision to never again speak to some random dude you saw at the ballpark is a lot less heroic.

So you like literally every person you’ve ever met? According to your logic, that’s the only way to avoid being a bigot.

That seems to be a common sentiment that crosses most political lines.

I see a lot of dudes walking around who can’t even put their hands in their hip pockets while standing up straight. Never mind cargo pockets.

Jeez, don’t these people know that you if you honk you can blow through a red light with no problem? That’s apparently how it works in Chicago.

Sure, let’s force cabinet members (and all the various “czars” that clutter up the Executive Branch) to liquidate their entire estates and pay them into the US Treasury. That should give us, what, another 5-10 minutes before the government starts borrowing again?

I found a supercut of all of Vader’s kills on Youtube. Only way I could have confirmed my suspicions.

He kills one of the rebel crew in the hallway in the opening scenes of ANH. He’s physically choking the guy at arm’s length while trying to figure out where the Zip drive with the stolen plans got to.

The scary thing to consider would be the fact that what made the films are arguably his *best* takes.

And which radio stations actually play that version?

It sure didn’t help that Australian woman who had a goddamn snake come out of her Christmas tree. Australia is clearly the worst.

I was going to be super-impressed if that Iron Man(ish) cosplayer actually left the ground.