Low-Interest Park, if you’re going to be pedantic.

That looks more like something Draymond Green would do.

My parents owned an ‘87 or ‘88 Caprice wagon back when I learned to drive. So much fun stomping on the gas and blowing the doors off of my friends’ (parents’) sedans.

Well, if you want a police procedural from approximately anywhere in the world, Netflix is the place to be. If you want a movie that was released this century and actually made money.... <insert “he chose poorly” meme from Last Crusade here>

I didn’t even know they had Rounders available until this post. Thanks for nothing, Netflix suggestions.

Damn, here I thought that “spy in the huddle” thing featured the Madagascar penguins. Turns out it’s another documentary about actual penguins.

Like I said, there was something potentially obvious I wasn’t wrapping my brain around, so thanks for being “that guy.” As long as it’s cheaper to pay Mumbai tech support, even if the workers there are unionized and possibly making comparatively more than their non-unionized neighbors, I feel like off-shoring would…

How would you even make an international union work? Are you suggesting that this hypothetical union should ensure that the customer service rep in Mumbai gets paid the same non-adjusted amount per hour/year as the rep in San Dimas?

Would these be the same financial geniuses that agreed that real estate values wouldn’t decrease ten years ago? If so, just go ahead and color me skeptical about this prediction.

Except for the fact that recent gas-powered cars have so much electronics involved that they’d likely be just as useless as an electric vehicle.

Not that this necessarily matters, but I remember seeing some fairly authoritative car-related site not named Jalopnik say that the drag caused by open windows at more than 45-50 mph is worse on your mileage than running the A/C.

Saw a dude doing that two Saturdays ago because the lake path was just too darn crowded at 7:30 am. TBH, I was a little disappointed that he made it from Oak Street to North Ave safely.

Now compare that hyperawareness to the large population of Divvy users who tool through the Loop at rush hour with ear buds on. I don’t want them to get hit by a car, but I still sort of hope they get hit just hard enough to teach them a lesson about situational awareness.

How the hell does Bears/Jagwires rate two full throwgasms? I feel like this game should have to donate at least one of them to a more deserving game.

Well, yeah, basically. Since I can’t listen to a video at work (which, let’s face it, covers roughly 95% of the time I’m likely to be on this website), this series isn’t going to be much of a draw for me.

Maybe not, but if he cooked this dish with Drew he could have written the recipe. Drew’s recipe-writing style is far too matter-of-fact for Foodspin.

At this point, salary-cap considerations are about the only thing preventing your “max-year contract followed by immediate cut” scenario.

Maybe Homeboy is already delegating the shit jobs to other people so he can tool around all day in a Murcielago.

Well, the front page of one of the Chicago papers after Game 3 of the NLDS had a picture of Arrieta hitting his 3-run HR and a headline that really made it look like the Cubs actually won that game. Actual game results will have nothing to do with the level of excitement until the Cubs are out of the playoffs.

Quite possibly the best short-form recipe on the internet.