Can you give an example of this actually happening?

No. The pickle is best used as an intermission between halves of the sandwich.

Thank you. That link was pretty helpful.

Nowhere near the interior of a Cadillac, apparently.

I didn’t know Cadillac even made cars with the proper number of pedals.

Mine’s either dishwasher-safe or I’m going to start getting some unplanned additions to my meals.

Bill Simmons is probably “cool and edgy” compared to The New York Times. Which might be similar to Marge Simpson calling herself a “great big lame” in an attempt to seem cool to her kids.

What/how big is the difference between finely slicing your garlic cloves and just sticking them in the garlic press? I occasionally hit the limit of how many things I feel like chopping during my meal prep (like yesterday) and mincing garlic is usually where I end up drawing the line.

Ah, I do enjoy Hollywood’s inability to get license-plate numbering schemes correct.

I don’t sweat a ton, so I used to take increased sweat output as a sign that I was actually able to maintain a decent effort long enough to start sweating. I have no idea whether those two things are connected in any way.

Huh. I’d have thought the hair on your palms would have had some effect by this point.

“hymn and ha?” Is this some regional variant? I always see “hem and haw” for this situation.

It sounds like the clutch was damaged/worn prior to the effective date of Doug’s warranty. Maybe that would have been considered the auto equivalent of a pre-existing condition.

No worries. I’ve hit the “cancel” button on a lot of comments because I’m not sure either.

Yes, I realize that’s the British spelling. It’s why I didn’t comment on the “s” in the word as well, although I suppose that could have just as easily played into the joke that we shouldn’t be taking advice on measurement systems from a country that can’t seem to spell properly.

Who knew Burma had their shit together like that?

That’s why it’s a stupid and equivocal reason. It should be about #1000 on the list of reasons to have a kid, but I can’t deny that I think about it.

He “was one of the most electrifying center fielders in the game?”

He could also be talking about management rather than the on-air talent. Given the rest of the recap, it doesn’t seem like he would be ripping on most of the people on the corporate level(s) that you’ve named.

This coming from someone that puts a completely unnecessary “u” in “vapor”?