While this headline commendably relates to the actual topic of the article, that doesn’t always happen in the Gawker empire.

Especially when it’s just a pair of $100 bills. Where are you that cab fare home might be that high?

Especially when it’s just a pair of $100 bills. Where are you that cab fare home might be that high?

Not too sure about the “document fees,” since it’s not like the dealers are actually drafting all the forms from scratch on each sale, but those plate fees look like your dealers are simply passing the state’s basic charge through to the customers. Good for them.

Not to someone in his 40's.

Did no one really expect the Raptors to win a game in their home stadium, or should this sentence have said “Cleveland” instead?

I wonder if the newer meters that allow for payment by phone alert the parking enforcement people of a soon-to-expire meter. It only makes sense to include that function if you’re going to give the meters network access.

Probably not weekly; more like every other week or monthly. But yes, the streets get swept during the day in most places.

Yeah. 1st gear today was more of a “dog bites man” story than anything else. The real surprise would have been if the UAW actually endorsed anyone but the Dem candidate (whoever that might be) this year.

Wow. I think the citizens of Arlington need to tell their city council and the Rangers to go fuck right the hell off.

HOW????

I learned on an ‘83 Pontiac Phoenix. Somewhat forgiving clutch, but the lack of power steering made my first foray into a crowded strip-mall parking lot an adventure.

Despite the bad taste it might leave in your mouth, that’s probably more effective in the long run than righteously losing and walking away. Outsiders appear to have minimal effect on the status quo here.

That line may be a product placement. Who knew?

But.... legs don’t bend like that.... do they?

COTD to you, good poster.

Just terrible camera work unless that ball acted like the Magic Loogie.

Yeah, and all basketball players’ “official” heights are accurate.

I’m not even sure how I’d go about identifying the number that satisfies all of the initial qualities, much less how to express that as an integer or get to the final answer.

Plus the physical media release of Deadpool. This week is a pretty high point in terms of quality superhero movies.

A real-life Scott Sterling?