Cruz has actually defined his beliefs in the past. Trump can’t manage to stake out a consistent position within the space of a single sentence.

Wait until you get older.

So this is a perfect opportunity for you to explain to us how Mercedes should also be named as a defendant in this Snapchat lawsuit and liable to the Uber driver.

I’ve seen some other advice to the effect that you shouldn’t buy investment property for more than 8 times the annual rent it’s expected to bring in, so this seems like an equivalent rule of thumb with way less math involved.

Hey, it’s Fittish. How much really newsworthy stuff happens in the world of running during the week?

What’s a Chevy “Bolt?”

Another good use for sandwich bags while you’re wrenching: put your phone in one to keep it grease-free while you’re taking pictures of your work in progress.

Look, here’s the proper way to eat oatmeal: add chocolate milk and peanut butter. Add the milk to your oatmeal in whatever ratio you prefer, nuke that up, and stir in the peanut butter. The PB melts, and you’ve got yourself a pretty tasty breakfast that you can talk yourself into being healthy by eating. Also, no pot…

Is there a term for that situation in Perth?

Interesting question for a car-oriented site, but “blocking the box” involves pulling into an intersection and then getting stuck in a position that blocks at least one direction of traffic in the crossing street.

No, this wasn’t the origin of the phrase. It comes from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, per IMDB.com

One of the few bits I can remember from late-80's/early-90's SNL that isn’t a recurring character:

Holy Christ, I ordered a gluten-free beer without realizing it last week and wanted to kill myself when I tasted it.

My choice of metaphor may not have been the best, but the Spurs seemed to fly under the radar for so much of Duncan’s career that it’s just hard to imagine anyone actively hating them.

I wonder if Reggie’s play is to make contact on the first move and then pull an “ole” on the second push. It’ll probably still somehow end up in a foul, but it could be entertaining.

I’m honestly surprised to see that someone has formed a strong enough opinion about the Spurs to call them the worst. The Spurs have struck me as the vanilla pudding of basketball. They do their thing, and it frequently isn’t that exciting, but almost no one HATES it.

That may be, but if the best guy on the team is geared toward an up-tempo style of play, Thibs is not your best option at coach. He’d probably do wonders for the defense given what he did with Boozer in the starting lineup, but I don’t see him ever installing an offense with a high possession/game count.

Assuming Wittman gets fired, I can’t wait for the Wiz to chase Thibodeau as their new head coach. He’ll continue his quest to win an NBA game 17-14.

I’m fairly sure the NBA will “look into” this by fining Lin for publicly complaining about officiating.

Ah, then someone would complain about the click-baity headline that would have to be there in order to get you to click through to the gif/video.