Yeah, “buddy” sounds more like a precursor to a speech about how you’re not in trouble this time, but you better not do it again.

Yeah, it took me way longer than it should have to figure out exactly where the “triumph” concept fit into this article. I was watching this with no sound at a restaurant yesterday and there was no mention on the screen that Jager beat the American record for the event.

Love the write-up. Not sure I could fit that ode to American motoring in my garage.

They are? I keep hearing that the treaty is classified, supposedly in order to keep rubes like us from hearing about the terms and complaining.

It’s not just BMW drivers who get this treatment (although I don’t think anyone else reacted like this guy did).

When even a Democrat won’t promise a government agency more money until things get fixed I think there are some serious problems afoot.

You get the “one phone call” when you’ve first been arrested and before any interrogation starts. Assuming you lose and go to prison, you do have more access to a phone for making collect or calling-card calls.

That law prof is an asshole. There’s no need to give a bunch of first-year law students a test where every answer is arguably correct.

When mortgage companies had people handling that many files per day it was a national shitstorm. Apparently the nation is less interested in catching potentially lethal automotive defects.

I’m assuming you meant “increase the gas tax” or “add another gas tax” since we already have one on the books.

Somehow I managed to end up with half a bottle of this stuff following my buddy’s bachelor party last summer. I’m pretty sure it will be in the same condition years from now when I move. I just can’t imagine a situation where I would be home and suddenly in the mood for cinnamon liquor/liqueur.

This movie had easily the fastest onset of dementia/Alzheimer’s that I’ve ever seen depicted on the screen. That French guy went from OK to completely useless in what felt like a day.

Yeah! How is a taco not considered a sandwich?

Ask whoever is giving you grief for not tipping in a takeout situation whether they tip the cook when they go to a restaurant. That’s basically what they claim you should be doing.

God, I hope not.

Do you tip everyone else 66%?

I feel like valets splits all the tips received during the night, so I wouldn’t really feel a need to tip the guy that parks my car AND the guy that brings it back. Granted, I have absolutely zero empirical or anecdotal evidence to support this assumption.

That was a phrase my dad used to use when I was a kid and it took me forever to figure out what he meant by it.

You got me. I’m looking at BMW’s site right now and I don’t see 55 buttons. Comparing the BMW X series with the ‘16 XC90, the only difference I can really see is in the radio/climate control functions. The steering wheels and drivers’ doors look almost identical.

Are the windows really considered a “main” function?