Nothing in the article had anything to do with the body type/appearance of a man who was stupid enough to purchase the shorts/suit combo. Regardless of your body or level of fitness, that's just a stupid clothing choice.

You had me nodding right up until the point where you tried to convince me that someone would wear shorts and jeans at the same time.

ABC's affiliate in Billings, apparently.

I get that the quality of a lot of sports that involve running degrades when the temperature rises, but I wonder what Keane's thoughts about playing soccer in the snow or the rain might be. Perhaps he'd like the MLS to go indoors to provide the optimum attendance experience for the fans?

I've used vanilla yogurt as a dessert with carrots before, and it works fairly well. I don't know if you'll get the same flavor with plain yogurt that you would with mayo, but don't forget with an entire head of cabbage a single cup isn't as much as it sounds.

Oh man does that sound like a drool-worth meal.

What do you do if all you have is the basic Weber grill with the vent right over the center of the damn grill? Squint down at various angles and hope for the best?

I don't think it ultimately matters whether Sterling was legally mentally incompetent when he said what he said. Either way, the NBA would likely have (or find) cause to remove him. Assuming the NBA does force the owner of the Clippers—this Sterling Family Trust or whatever it's called—to sell the team, Sterling's…

I get the analogy you're trying to make, and I don't necessarily disagree with your conclusion, but do you think people are really choosing the make of the cars they buy based on the level of customer service at the dealership? I know I have nowhere near enough knowledge to base my airline ticket purchases on the…

Possibly, except for the facts that most English horn players also know how to play the oboe (they probably actually learned the oboe first) and the English horn is like a piccolo trumpet—it's just not used often enough to warrant specializing in that instrument.

Hope this is better than the Peter Weller version.

OK, I'm setting myself up for mockery here, but I've never eaten with a tablespoon. Not for chili, not for soup, not for breakfast cereals. It just never clicked.

Then the Bulls are contenders again!

Personally, I can't stand to listen to the sloshing of a less-than-full bottle. I've thought about carrying a full bottle to the halfway point of an out and back run, drinking some and dropping the bottle, then draining the bottle on my return trip (all to avoid said aforementioned sloshing issue), but then I just…

You know that no posts on the sites in the Gawker empire are mandatory, right? I mean, it's not like there are weekly tests on the content or anything. I don't care about Yankee fans booing a picture of Robinson Cano, so I didn't read the post. Don't care about noodle arm nerds? Don't read the posts.

And yet here you are, commenting on one. Isn't that a hoot?

I don't know the answer to that, but hopefully an organization as large as CrossFit has become would have some system in placing for verifying "records" or allowing them to be considered as such.

Less. At least Crossfit events require different forms of fitness. This is just speed and the ability to resist boredom for 80 minutes or so.

Tell me about it. I can only dream of running a sub-5:00 mile and this guy can still find time to slam four cans of beer while doing it.

Was it important that the TV be muted for you to make that comment?