I feel your pain, man. I'm currently the only male in the country of normal child-bearing age with my last name, and it ain't looking too good for the name to continue for another generation.

That was possibly the best part about Mark Loretta's signing with the Red Sox—the announcers moving the "r" in his first name to the end of his last name.

Any chance we can make Illinois' entry be "sad Derrick Rose?"

Hell, if I won a marathon (forget about me winning something as big as Boston), I wouldn't look tired. The adrenaline crash later on would be fierce, though.

Yes, no one on this site gives a shit about a marathon except for all the people that actually run. Well played, sir.

Did you choose 2010 and 2011 because the weather in those years was similar to 2013's weather? I seem to recall 2013's weather being fairly pleasant, but if the afternoon was unseasonably warm the "constant pace" method used by the BAA would become increasingly inaccurate as the finishing times got later.

I used to live by a Burger King that delivered. Aside from the hangover situation (which I hadn't considered until now), getting fast food delivered seems like an indication that you've completely given up the dream of being able to fit through the door ever again.

Boyd flat-out dies in "Fire in the Hole," so I can see why the writers planned it that way, but I can't imagine what the show would have looked like if the pilot went that way.

That was "The Gunfighter." Part of the Noble Holler/Neal McDonough season. (And that finale of that season kills me, but the line is sort of spoiler-y so I won't repeat it.)

There are a few things you might be confused about if you don't watch all the episodes, but this series is not nearly as demanding as others in that regard. About the only things that carry through from season to season are Boyd's relationships with Ava and with Raylan. You could probably watch the finale from…

I don't know that you need to automatically reduce the length of the season, but it might help if a few more series in April were scheduled for places where the weather is more conducive to baseball. I get the fact that a lot of people are super-excited for their team's home opener, but I'm not so sure they're…

Bill Burr has a great bit about letting hungry Rotweilers roam free outside Cheesecake Factory locations.

You could try a full body extension, which involves starting in a squatting position then extending up to your toes while raising your arms overhead. You might still get some chest movement, but it may not be as bad.

Hell, until this article I thought the guy on Dancing With the Stars used to play for the Spurs.

I think that last sentence is saying that NBA rookies with two years of college develop at the same rate as "one and done" NBA rookies.

You just have to respect that ability to stick with what works. Don't know what the hell was going on in Boston during the early days, but it's probably a good thing that replica sports apparel wasn't a big thing back then.

And to think Lazlo Hollyfeld is still sending his sweepstakes entries by mail.

Is that a young Bruce Campbell as Woody?

"Miss Piggy is a self-involved ham."

Did your foreclosure go all the way through the process, or were you able to work out some sort of settlement with your bank?