“Who is the least Personable person we could get to be the driver on the show? No, I think she has two more races planned. No, I think he is winding down after finishing second in the NASCAR championship. How about Mark Webber? He’s horrible AND unemployed”.

The most advanced racing machinery in the world… And they can’t use The simplest technology from NASCAR… a spotter.

An Andrew Craig sighting!!! What rock did he crawl out from under? The man who actually almost destroyed Indycar (not the guy who gets the blame but the guy who actually deserves it) actually has a job of sorts.

Both of the people who watch these broadcasts will be heartbroken.

I’m trying to figure out if the first half of this column or the second half of the column was intended to be ironic. Please help.

Unless this was the special episode… I don’t believe that show is live. Signed, OCD Man.

... or just on the oval. They did that too.

I wish I had eight or 10 of those… And eight or 10 geezers. I would totally race them on the oval at IRP. #fastmasters

Why does it suck to be the pack? They don’t have to pay them anymore… And they’re going to Fight to get part of his signing bonus back… Which they would’ve done anyway if he would’ve retired.

Isn’t the trade deadline passed?

I am a Packer fan and a fan of The Black Unicorn. This is weird and ugly, but perhaps Marty is the only person associated with the Packers reacting honestly to their actual prospects for the rest of the season.

Or, as people from Australia call it, “Tuesday”.

Too busy destroying black communities.

Be honest. Was the Sex Juice sticker on it when you sold it?

Impala SS wagon. My dream.

Your Chicago Bulls have a starting 5 on that list.

They literally have dozens of versions of this story.

Hopefully no one will be shot and killed with a handgun between now and the next Texas Motor Speedway NASCAR race so this awesome tradition can return..

Right after the race he pulled into the pits. I thought to myself “finally… A grown-up. No stupid turn out”. I guess I was wrong.

Tsk, tsk. All this kneeling. Will it ever end?