The worst thing in Basketball is all the replay nonsense to determine how many tens of a second is left in the game. They need to do it the NFL way. If play starts, go until the play is over even if there is no time on the clock. And play starts on an inbound pass.

Not all stainless is polished. But hey, who knows, who cares?

Your law school sucks.

If someone is killed while you are committing a crime or because you committed a crime or even vaguely assisted someone else committing a crime, murder is the charge. There are guys in jail for life because they happened to be driving a car when their buckle head buddy decided to commit a crime.

It is probably stainless, on account of the fact that one hell of a vacuum would be pulled on that thing at 260 mph. Plus salt.

The hall of fame is for and about the writers instead of the players. It gives them a reason to feel important

Whoever owns this will undoubtably tell you they pay too much in taxes.

The Texans will have snapped him up WAY before then...

At least he didn’t kneel for the national anthem. That is what is really important. This, or any of the other stuff is okay.

The title of the worst holiday car commercial, by Land Rover, should be “White Privilege”.

This is #fakenews. There can’t even be 1 million Canadians, as I don’t even know one.

Jordan’s mistresses carried candy with them at all times for situations like this. #GOAT

The problem isn’t how much oil we do or do not have. The problem is we are using up what is there too quickly. Not because we will run out, but because our system can’t handle the energy transfer in such a short timeframe. And by our system, I mean Earth.

This will always be a problem as long as cars are able to pollute without consequences. If gasoline was priced with its cradle to grave costs attached people would care.

I am a living contradiction. I love bat flips and hate burnout and donuts.

>>See, here’s the thing I don’t quite get about bringing the XFL back.<<

Maybe the hook will be an All-American league. And by All-American, I mean every player will:

Some people absolutely do want 100.0% of the players to stand for the national anthem. I just don’t think there’s enough of them to sustain the business model.

Growing up, I remember hearing the importance of “being your own man”, “making a name for yourself”, “striking out on your own” and “not riding on someone’s coattails”. I eventually learned I could add those things to the huge pile of horse shit I was told growing up.

So was dead F1 drivers. Maybe we should make sure a couple die every year for, you know, tradition’s sake.