Duh. We’re terrified to wake up to the radio alarm Wednesday morning now.

When did this website start to hate good food?

Fresh all the way. My sister makes it every year and it’s delicious at dinner and even better with leftovers or on top of vanilla ice cream for dessert.

Gosh, it’s almost as if the system is entirely broken to benefit the ultra-wealthy, because I sure as hell don’t get any tax breaks if I over leverage myself into a Ferrari that I suddenly can’t afford.

My family is dining out for the first time this year. We’re going to one of our state parks and dining at the lodge, which does a special Thanksgiving buffet. Afterwards, we’ll hike and spend the night in one of their cabins.

Pumpkin beer for the most hated win

Not all Islay single malts are Laphroig.* Lagavulin, Ardberg, and Caol Ila are less smoky, although still usually a bit much for my tastes. Bowmore and Kilchoman tend to be much more mildly peated and very good. Bunnahabhain comes with or without peat (or moine, as they call it) and the peated ones are mostly mild and…

The bacon is unlikely to be incredibly crispy - it may offer more of a texture contrast but I wouldn’t count on crispy.

The state of general science education in this country shares the blame.

There’s a ton of humans that seem to think the public spaces are now internet comment sections. And they’re just as ignorant, and seemingly incapable of even rudimentary reading comprehension.

I may be losing it, but I’m pretty sure most of those “other brands” were around making meat substitutes before Beyond or Impossible were a twinkle in some vegan’s eye?

Nah, total opposite.

The meat looks moldy in the first photo.

Oh, yeah -- that’s the 6-dimensional Detroit pizza. I had one once, in 1973 and 2012.

As a semi-vegetarian (I limit my meat intake for environmental and financial reasons), if I make vegetarian chili, I just leave out the meat instead of trying to replace it with tofu or “textured meat substitute”.

It’s weird but since they don’t know your name and neither of you introduced yourself to each other there isn’t an expectation for either party to be using them. Now, if you’re a regular and you know each other from so many months or years of being a customer then you can use the names (if they know yours too) in the…

Except that not all (especially none of the ones I’ve ever gone to) work like that. If there is even more than one person in charge of obtaining, slicing, and packing up stuff, they don’t tag team stuff, they each wait on different people. 

I have a couple of issues with this list. First: “Don’t slow-roll your order”. Yeah, right. This would not work at my local deli. The staff there can barely handle one order at a time, never mind throwing a list of stuff at them. Sorry, but it’s true.

Second: “Show your deli workers respect”. Well I agree with this in…

They make Funko Pops look like the greater works of Da Vinci.

Why do they have four eyes??? Is it a reference to something? Is it a meme? I’m ordering from Wendy’s until whatever the hell this is blows over.