Oh yeah definitely hazing. They’re football players so they’ve been groomed to think hazing is a necessary and good thing since they were kids.

“An employee just received a uniform and it was mistaken as a food order. Sometimes people throw their stuff in a bag to take home.” However, another user counters that the bag had been sealed with a sticker, which is a step you probably wouldn’t take if you were just transporting your own clothes.

Hmmm I suspect it might be more of just a viral marketing thing but it would be funny if the guy’s order had a lot of specific changes made and the worker got fed up and send this to signal them to make it themselves.

Reminder that anything that is only a fine is only against the rules for poor people. Obviously this isn’t big (yet) but I could easily see a case where a rich family lets their kids do whatever they want because $50 in various “unruly child” infractions is nothing to them.

“I guess we won’t be back with our screaming kids.”

Eh, just give the waiting staff a cattleprod and a clear instruction that if the child fucks up, they’re to apply the business-end of the prod to the designated responsible adult.  Preferably in the balls.  

That covers savory snacks, candies, chocolate, and ice cream. Basically, the stuff you probably crave on a regular basis, but can convince yourself you don’t necessarily need.

EDIT to my previous reply which I can no longer edit: After wasting time on Google maps when I should have been working, I see West St. Paul, MN also fits the description of being east, west and south of the Mississippi at the same time.

The idea that cars sit atop the transportation food chain and all other forms of transit are inferior. This mentality has led to the gutting of public transit, streets that are seeing record levels of traffic violence for everyone not in a car, and the creeping sprawl of inefficient suburbs.

Almost everyone who enjoys cars can confess to some stupid shit when they were younger. The big difference with what we’re talking about here, I think, is that for too many participants the car is secondary, and the shit-causing mayhem is the actual draw.

While making them swim across the closest river, preferably.

The “unsanctioned gathering” was nice enough to swarm the first responders, specifically the police, and not let them through when trying to respond to the carnage. NOW if that was one of your innocent loved ones on the ground gasping for life just run over by this menace, I’m sure you would feel all this love for…

I can’t speak to the long-haul freighters, but I can tell you that there is a neighborhood square dance of people delivering packages to the proper houses after the Amazon delivery trucks leave. Not even GPS and geo-fencing can help those guys.

I wouldn’t mind finding a 2013+ “Ford Interceptor” (Ie the Taurus with the 3.5L Ecoboost.)

Aside what was already suggested, I’m going with loud pipes.

Street “takeovers”, “flybys”, ego-burnouts leaving car shows, and general dumbfuckness in the presence of other humans with 3000-4000 lbs weapons needs to stop.

Maybe I’m old now. Maybe it’s because I’ve spent almost 30 years working in motorsports safety in some capacity or other. Maybe it’s because I’m aware that…

If the lift kit doesn’t compromise handling and includes bumper lowering so that when you hit me I don’t get decapitated by it, it’s fine. Honestly if we got rid of the loud noise issue you’d probably see fewer lifts anyway. The brodozer fad is all about assholes imposing themselves on others, and without the noise…

The idea that putting others at risk because you think it looks cool is ok. That covers more than just street racing. It includes shit like the Carolina Squat, stretched tires, severe camber, and any other visual mod that negatively impacts the safety of the car.

Mass events in public streets and highways during daylight hours when people are out and about. Nothing more annoying than a freeway takeover over hundreds of obnoxious cars slowly cruising in all lanes bringing inconvenience and anger to everyone not involved. This also applies to motorcycles.

I work in a not great area of Indianapolis and the ratted out G35s are second only to ratted out Altimas. I usually just slow down and let them do their thing... I want no part of getting creamed by a no-insurance-having d-bag.