Carbonnarde flamonde. C’est parfait!

I’m going real small potatoes, but my entire town government. The current scandal is that our parks department was taking kick backs from a developer allowing them to dump their asbestos, lead, and arsenic in the town fill pile illegally. Then they used the fill pile to even out all the school fields and kids parks.…

Franz Liszt?

I like how the plate on the Brilliance - preishit - roughly describes what you're going to do when you think you might be getting in an accident.

I nominated Simcha Felder and Schumer but Cuomo is very worthy as well.

I hope I’m wrong but I feel like there are way too many clues here that someone who was spiteful enough and a little motivated could easily figure out who this is. I would hate to see someone lose their job for this pretty tame but insightful article but if any group were going to be that spiteful the USTA would be on…

Look I know he was born a righty, and has been a righty his whole life. But maybe there’s a place that could help him, change, and become a lefty. Maybe a place where he could spend a couple weeks really working on it.

This one’s for my homie with the extinguisher.

Getting an unexpected 6000 dollar bill at tax time when you’re living week to week would probably piss you off too. Unless your name is Doucheface McMoneybags that is

Reads post. Looks at picture. Lexus RX. Story checks out. 

11. The commentariat. We truly are The Mole People.

to be fair, “Jon Gruden knows how to game plan against the Chiefs. Hit them early and often! Hit them while they’re down! Break their spirit! Oh, wait. That’s not Gruden’s game plan, that’s Tyreek Hill’s Guide to Parenting” reads like a comment on this very website. All it needs is a subtle mention of being a lawyer.

Wrong sport BUT:

I once had a hospital charge my insurance company for a CT scan I didn’t have. I informed the insurance company and don’t know what happened after that, but I really hope the hospital at least got a nasty phone call. 

But, and this is important, only if you’re wearing a top hat and tails.

If you want delicious broccoli, just douse it with olive oil, salt, and pepper and then roast it at a high temp. I never loved steamed broccoli, but I could eat a full dinner plate of the stuff when roasted.

Yes, when I’m in the market for blue wine--which I often am--I always look for the flavor of walnut shavings.

So that’s what they use in tampon commercials.

I will never tire of people from not-the-sun-belt complaining about avocados, and my BIL from Mexico City would be extremely confused by your characterization of tomatillo-based salsa as being white people shit.

So you understand my perspective, my wife is a real estate (commercial and residential) lender, we are both heavy investors in the real estate sector (mostly ownership and rentals), and do real estate and commercial development.. so we have a “little” skin the game. And while I’m all for the changes because it…