And if you shill for the Klan’s company bake sale, you’re still shilling for racists.

I’m reading that opener about being alone for the first time in years at a time when I’m looking at my final days alone. In two weeks (insert Total Recall gif here) I’ll be moving in with my lady love. If all goes well, she’s it for life. I’m excited but also mildly terrified. She needs to have the bed made because…

What about us female football fans? We do all the same things guys do, with the added bonus of insecure men subjecting us to quizzes about where various offensive linemen went to college and what a slot defender is. Because since we have vaginas, there’s NO POSSIBLE WAY we could follow football—we only watch because…

Counterpoint:

I never understood the need to keep up appearances when you have a job that does all the appearances for you. Who cares what car you drive? You’re licensed to pilot a motherfucking JET. Keep your cash and come up with some great retorts for the ribbing that the superficial tech bros and venture cap babies feel they…

These people are not high rollers w/cars like that. They are new money peasantry. Out of these choices I think David has hte right one. 

If MLS is going to compete on a global-level, they need to emulate all parts of the European game!

So I guess that can wasn’t worth a hill of beans, eh?

Sports highlight of the year!

Look, I understand that some of the prices at the concessions are quite high, and some of the tickets are quite expensive for seats with brutal sightlines. But I wouldn’t call the Yankees ownership “fascist jerk offs”.

The howling carnivorous mouse is a metaphor. The howling carnivorous mouse is Megan Greenwell.

He was fine. I got some Toblerones, mini bottles of champagne, and a $100 travel voucher out of the deal.

At which point, he will once again be as useful as a law student in most emergency situations.

After reading that post, I thought “now here’s the guy who plans on doing an Ortho track”.

Does Mariner Hat Guy have a name with the initial “S?” Maybe he is wearing it because his name is “Steve,” or “Smith.” He’s still trolling, but at least there would be a reason.

Do names count for being spelled out loud? I’m pretty sure I’ve spelled my name out over 100 times in my life, first as a child in kindergarten and then again as an adult mostly while on the phone with my health insurance company.

And that’s just the stuff you can remember off hand.

I’m with you on this. I’d only recently started drinking beer at all (just legal drinker doing outdoor work with no real manual dexterity required plus free Bud Light), and a friend handed me a bottle of the Oatmeal Stout.

that’s very true, but then they could be taking spots from Italy if it continues.

My guess is these were the non-premium cut waste, heading for the grinding plant to be turned into pink slime and calcium supplements. My other guess is that the street cleaner came through and took a few passes. Those leftover bones were light-enough to be thrown by the brushes instead of pulled-into the receptacle.