GGRRRR THIS! Just like that stupid instagrammer Jen Something(?). Squats do not do this. Fat transfers and implants do this:

“Food with texture”. Is that Triscuts? Wasa bread? Capt’n Crunch?

Not for nothing but: Kim and Kanye are “Ferrari body types,” with high metabolisms” what the fuck does this even mean? Neither Kim nor Kanye have body types I would classify as naturally slim. Not calling either of them fat but they’re both pretty short

arm and jawline insecurity

The problem is I feel like she doesn’t realize that most people don’t have all this glorious free time to spend at the gym.

I suppose a Kardashian enthusiast (the book’s target audience) might appreciate these faux lessons and mantras. Literally no one else would.

Is this book good for anything?

Yes! Very important to point out. I think the term is a red flag, often very unscientific advice.

“big person to revisit tough moments without reliving the emotion. How do you manage it?” And I said, “Cardio!””

Yup, my friend who works for minimum wage at a health food store is legitimately a “trained nutritionist” because she did a three month online course. But, really, pick three nutritionist’s blogs at random and read a few articles and anyone with critical thinking skills should figure it out fairly quickly. No, sugar…

I would love to talk to the ghostwriter of this book. Are they proud? As embarrassed as we are? Did they at least get a fat cheque?

(And, as a person who works for a fitness magazine, I can admit that yes, this is mostly on par with what is out there, including my publications, albeit I like to think we try to rely…

Every single time I see that photo all I can think of is this:

Based on her essentially shilling for the movie in her post, (saying It was so good!!!) kinda makes me think there was a monetary incentive for them to see it.

So at what point does Kim finally stand up to Kanye? I could possibly get past the fact that my husband threw my a “pregnancy” themed birthday party while I was f’n pregnant. But to watch Steve Jobs? Yeah, I want to see the movie, but when I am at home lying in bed and we’re streaming it through Netflix in a few…

Churros are a gift from the Mexican gods, not a “chill” snack. Ugh!

Did he also make them wear these

I like how she acts like it’s amazing that he rented out a whole movie theater. Don’t they have movie theaters in their homes? They are bajillionaires.

Adults who use the word “yummy” should be taken out back and shot.

He made all the guests watch Steve Jobs.During a birthday party. While wearing fake baby bumps.