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Shut the fuck up. I’m fit and go to the gym often, and haven’t had fat transfers. I just use common sense. When you do a lot of cardio, you LOSE weight. If she was doing a shit-ton of cardio and no weight lifting, her ass would also shrink. Do you ever use logic? Ever?

The fact that you recommended a waist trainer tells me you’re a shitty trainer.

Y’all reach with this shit.

BRUH

Is this the “make America great again” Trump’s always babbling about?

Britney.

I might make that quote my twitter tagline

I’d without a doubt get my ass kicked if I ever went to Boston, for that very reason.

I like yo style!

I have a similar problem here in LA! I promise I’m not douchey, I just don’t immediately recognize celebs. However, if Will Ferrell was standing in front of me, I’d definitely know!

Amy motherfucking Poehler! Fuck, she’s so damn funny. I loved this!!

I laughed way too fucking hard at this!

At least we now know what category he goes to when watching porn?

Ah the oldest trick in the book: people call you out on a lie, bring up the bible. Always the best route.

That family lies about every fucking thing under the sun. This one’s no surprise.

OMG Mencia is such a moron.

3:1 with me :)

Fellow Latina here. I love Schumer and find her hilarious. Comedians of all ethnicities make race-related jokes all the time so that’s how I take it.

I side-eye Disney super fans who are adults. It’s a little creepy.