Networking. Brilliant!

trollolol

I have four kids

It’s on par with the parents who pat themselves on the back for doing all the basic parenting shit like changing diapers and giving their babies a bath. lol I totally get that the hashtag is created as a means to poke fun, though...but people my age feeling proud of doing regular grown up shit is weird as hell to me.

I like yo style!!

#catting > #adulting

“low expectation ass muthafucka” is golden.

I was once asked what my hobbies were and my first instinct was to say, “drinking.” I don’t drink all the time but it’s something I love to do. Am I wrong for not being honest in fear of sounding lame? fml

I moved out on my own at an early age compared to my friends (20) and struggled a lot, so this resonated with me. I never bragged about living alone because I was too busy working like a maniac and going to school. I had no social life when everyone around me was getting trashed at Margarita Mondays. Many of my…

I’m glad she said it.

I know a chick who let her stupid husband name their son “goodlife.”

Right?!!!

LOL at comparing himself to Jesus over a generally awful (but popular) song, although I think if “Truffle Butter” can be nominated for a fucking Grammy then why not a song about eating ass like groceries?

what pretentious load of crap.

I hate Elmo the way I hate how Urkel seemingly took over Family Matters 100% in the later seasons. The general public likes dumb, clumsy humor. I was never a fan.

I think I RTed at least 15 of them! I would have never known about it if Andy Richter hadn’t tweeted it. The numbers are astonishing to me. Fuck these people.

I retweeted a bunch of his stuff. Incredible how much time he took to post all that info!

Are republicans master trolls or nah

“I agree with that comment,” says Ben Carson. :)

“WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE?!”