The fat girl comment wasn’t criticizing. It was a description of her. Anyone who wants to dress “sexy” can do so by choosing a “sexy” character, but trying to make mickey mouse, a fire hydrant, super mario, an ear of corn, or a mouse “sexy” is stupid. I’d include men in this but they don’t seem to do it as much as…

Jesus, I forgot that this is Jezebel and any kind of criticism against women is evil LOL sigh.

They wear these with the intention of looking “hot,” and I find it vapid and annoying. However, I also find it amusing. Get it now or do you need a deeper explanation?

I used to hate the sexifying of bullshit characters so much, but now I love it. There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing stupid women wear these costumes and truly believe they look fantastic.

Deadlifts have really saved my butt’s life (literally!). Go on with your bad self!

5’6-5’7, somewhere in between

I weigh almost 160lbs and I’m the same height as well, and I’m called curvy all the time. To be fair, though, I am curvy. Big hips, small waist, big boobs. I’m never offended by the comment.

Yeah it made a ton of sense when my friend explained how the surgeries work. Despite being from LA and having most of my friends get some kind of surgery, I still didn’t know much about it.

You know, I’m not sure. It’s possible that whoever leaked the supposed birth records from the state created it themselves and just distributed it on the web as true and correct. I remember seeing one yeeeears ago that claimed she was born in 74 (state record as well) and it turned out to be fake.

daaaaang

She looks so dead-eyed and empty inside. I don’t envy her life.

Again, whatever floats your boat! lulz

You must be a very sheltered person, because people can have their birth certificates doctored.

That’s what I thought, too! She’s had a nose job, lipo on her stomach, flanks, arms, and LOTS of lipo on her thighs. The tech said she’s always been really self-conscious about her legs so she had her inner thighs lipo’d. Even when she went down to 120lbs back when she was in Dreamgirls, she didn’t look that…

I was discussing celebrity surgeries with a tech friend of mine who works at a well known cosmetic surgery clinic, and she told me Beyonce’s 37 years old and she’s had a ridiculous amount of surgery performed.

Her ugly heart is so ugly that it radiates through her face.

I looooove how ugly she is.

This always disgusted me.

One girl I knew used to call her baby boy the “Kanye to my Kim” and would brand him as her Man Crush Monday. Fucking gross, man

Nothing worse than thus deadbeat dad I know who has three kids with two women. The two older ones are girls and this last one was a boy, and even though he spends nearly NO time with his children, he loves posting about “the heir to his throne.” The heir? to your THRONE? YOURE 32 AND LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS. YOU DONT…