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Can you name a single authoritarian policy enacted by the current administration?

If by we you mean Americans, I don’t think the above is happening to Americans.

The last Brit who actually understood where all this goes was Orwell. He even wrote books to warn about it, but they seem to have interpreted them as instruction manuals.

This story should end with a review of said jammer and a Gizmodo dealz link to amazon where I an buy one.

Don’t worry about creeping authoritarianism, Britons. You have a new aristocrat to celebrate!

It begs to be called the AL; unfortunately every time you do that it calls you “Betty”.

my sources say there is an 85% chance Adam Shefter is 100% correct on this one. So, cut 100% in half. What do you get? 50%. Now double that 50%. What do you get? 100%, which is exactly how correct Adam Shefter is on this one.

In fairness, the average person breathlessly devouring this Schefter report is deeply, deeply stupid.

One source even estimated that there was a “75 percent” chance that Brady would be back — — which means, of course, that there was a 25 percent chance he wouldn’t be.

I mean, car design in general is a pretty subjective and beauty is really in the eye of the beholder...

...but you are wrong.

FTFY

It wouldn’t be a true Westworld episode without Teddy being dead at some point.

“It doesn’t look like anything to me”

Do you want Skynet? Because that’s how you get Skynet.

I hate to break it to you but, there’s a difference between influence and sole well of creativity. As I’m sure Lenny Bruce could have told you. Or Jimi Hendrix. Or any number of artists who partook.

When did getting high and writing down what made you laugh whilst tripping count as something the rest of us would want to watch while sober?

I dunno, because it's freaking jury duty? A chance to be honest and get out of jury duty is a no-brainer decision. Not to mention, you know, the possibility of getting into trouble afterwards for lying in court and giving him grounds for appeal.

Pretending to be impartial during jury selection would be perjury, would it not?