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Hot Takes Salesman
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If you’re going to use a cliche, might as well go full stop.  You forgot to add that they are starving kids in Africa.

Now that I see you fall, not fly, I notice I can not edit either. I’ll let someone know we’ve been trapped with our initial expressions.

Can’t edit, don’t know why.

I wear a watch with an altimeter. Although I can usually guess my altitude within 50 feet or so under 2000', I don’t want to invade airspace. The last thing I want to do while navigating around busy class C airspace is hunt around for my phone.  It also shows time, which is critical when counting minutes after sunset.

Also, what sort of dork buys an actual camera anymore? Talk about redundant..

I can’t wait until you “read” (as if, in the future...) the headline “I don’t understand the appeal of steering wheels“, millennial scum.

And I don’t understand the appeal have having the same Kinja head shots at Patrick George. But here we both are Justin.

The Ford Ecosport has so many examples of poor, lazy design. It looks truly awful. For example: this is the transition between the wheelwells and the hood on an ecosport.

That still sounds pretty disappointing as like, a car, which is a functional object meant for driving.

“It’s no worse than” some other vehicle doesn’t exactly make for a strong recommendation. As they said, this is mostly a list of disappointments, not terrible vehicles. 

When I first laid eyes upon one, I thought what kind of sadist would want to drive this fucking thing?”.

The EcoSport was built for India, not the US. I test-drove one out of curiosity.

I’m having trouble fitting the “whats this got? 140?” into the melody correctly.  Can you make a youtube vid and link?

Ctrl + C

The FT-1 looked just right. If the final production car looked like it, I would have been lusting after it like crazy.

Now that I’ve seen it can I go back to before I saw it?

“Jerklopnik.”  This guy should write speeches for Trump.

Interesting. This is my first time actually watching one of these. Kristen’s unnecessary swearing seems odd. Is Justin 12?