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I actually like it a lot. Porsche seems to have knocked it out of the park with the 991.2, and the GTS at least looks awesome.

I like it. It’s got good hints of Commodore in the flanks, some BMW in the face.

SUV.

Apparently, Robin Williams wanted to play Hagrid so badly he called Columbus personally, but he couldn’t have the part because it was a “Brits-only” cast.

Link is old. The seller relisted it here.

Here’s my favorite Churchill quote of dubious origin.

Fixed it for you.

You know, I misread the title as “Here’s A Very Depressing List of Everything the Clinton Campaign Failed to do in Michigan,” but I can start that list for you here.

It’s really got billionaire doors!

The funny thing is, some argue that if we play our cards right, we can resume a position over Russia as it stands as a weaker economic and military power. Both by appeasing Russia or weakly standing up to it, we basically shoot ourselves in the foot.

There’s also hints in the credits referring to Porsche tuners. It’s only a matter of time.

Probably.

You know I can’t unsee that now, Stef, and it’s going to be even harder to take WRC seriously this season (look at the little Yaris trying sooo hard with all its little wings and shit!).

Not emphasized but certainly douchesized.

HAAS AUDI LMP1 PLEASE NAOW

The only problem is, you will sound ninety times more douchey saying “Por-shuuuuh” in public. Around car people, maybe it’s okay, but in public you can be a normal person and say “porsh.”

I read it in George Carlin’s.