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>“Keith Ellison should not be defined by the anti-semetic religious views espoused by those he is connected to and interacts with!”

I don’t know, Torchy. 12-gauge usually works with both ice-weasels and yetis.

You know BMW can’t pick artists when some of its own liveries and those of privateers are better than the damned “art cars.”

I’m [literally shaking]. The current of these puns we’re discharging is shocking.

They’re just trolling the shit out of us.

So people can just buy a V6 1LE Camaro if they’re so inclined.

You know, if they’re not racing them, they can just give all the R18s to me, please.

Wait, how the fuck is this legal? I hope to god that other manufacturers don’t follow Porsche’s lead and start fucking with their engine configs. Otherwise we’re gonna have silhouette cars, and silhouette cars always kill their respective racing series.

Shit.

Also if these mosquitos don’t have an immortality clause (don’t put that in Jason I swear to god) I’m killing them all so fast.

I’m getting the mosquito title for a Ferrari 250 GTO, and selling the fucker. Or I’d get an F1 car where there’s no room for both my skinny ass and some stupid fuckin insects.

Nope. I bet it would only work with true, natural hate.

That goes for the rest of the site, however. “White people caused this the white people wanted this those white people are so racist and mysogynistic and they’re so hateful and these white people white people white people”

How fucking deeply in the grasp of white guilt are you? Tell us not to judge people by race and judge us by our race. Great thought process there bud.

Do you have a severe irony deficiency? Try Hypocrisy™! It’ll allow you to fully restore your sense of moral superiority while saying that it’s okay to blame people because of their skin color!

Mmmmmm, so much NaCL.

GET OFF MY BIMMER REEE

Is that an interpretation of what a blind person thinks rust looks like? It looks like a mixture of felt and wood SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

/RCR voice