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And that’s why you go to the Monterey Motorsports Reunion!

Which is so beautifully rich, considering that Trump’s own fucking father denied appartments to black tenants.

FUCKING GIVE IT TO US

The P1 might have a top speed of 249 mph, but its Average Life Speed has got to be around 3.

Oh, boy hoo, stop appropriating words that have existed for longer than our use of them, cis hetero scum!

I’m just gonna leave this gem of a thread here.

All in all, a devastating burn to Lena Dunham, Beyoncé, and Leonardo DiCaprio, among others.

Oh jesus, its like Forzavista in real life. I’m having a Clarksonian crisis

Not sure whether this would give $kay an orgasm or an aneurism.

It would be between a C63 S and the Giulia QV for me, and a test drive would of course help with that.

I’d still buy it over its German competitors, manual be damned.

Or just drive it in Forza Horizon 3.

Definitely Transformers.

Haha, fuck it, I’m taking option two. Driving an F1 car or a Mazda 787b or something like that every day with basically no downside.

Oh that's great. He's terrific.

Where's the Sniff Petrol guy when you need him!

YOU PROMISED ME FLEEESH!

THE SINGULARITY!

I still want to have a public fucking stoning of the Air Force brass that want to retire the A-10. Not with stones, but with 30 millimeter shells.