Which would be the case if every single jet ever was always using afterburners.

Also, how did you come to train in one of these things?

Well, at least it didn't take a billion years for the 458 to get to market.

Has Doug never seen one of those endurance races with driver changes where the drivers have to hop over roll cage bars? You know how they do it without looking like gangly idiots? Legs first, dude. Legs over the bar first and then you plop yourself in. Although I’m 6'1"+ so I probably shouldn't be talking, considering…

I want to buy this car so, so bad, and then put a ticker on it that says “BLITZKRIEGWAGEN”

FIRMLY GRASP IT

I’ve got some others

Really fucking convenient plot device, don't you think...

I try to be accepting of all viewpoints—

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

Sparking of feeder teams- how about Rossi/LeClerc at Haas?

Holy Christ, an American driving for an American team would be awesome. And keeping Romain is also a very good idea. He's been better than Gutierrez all season.

19. Literally anything involving Donald Trump.

PUT IT IN A GUN BAG YOU FUCKING IDIOT

It is a rule of the internet that, when a fandom is taken too seriously, it will develop its own special brand of self-mockery.

Because it’s obviously our only collective punishment for coming to Gawker.

And hopefully the new buyers will force Gawker Media to make Kinja not shitty

On a scale of 10 to 10, how fucked up the ass is Jalopnik going to be by its new commercial interests?

Yup. And besides, I believe in equal opportunity ridicule. Everyone should have the piss taken out of them at some point.