I would do sex things in that car.

I'm not sure how a cop joke is any more a sign of immaturity than your butthurt over that joke.

Wow, that reminds me of the Autovista in Forza 4. It may not have been for every car, but the narration was specific, and it was so so great.

As the warrior poet Ice Cube once wrote, the day is good, if it does not require an AK.

Remember, as a feminist, it’s a crime to criticize or state a negative opinion about a public figure if they’re a woman. Thanks for apologizing in advance for your mild logical criticism in case anyone gets offended. I mean, you’re really stretching your first amendment rights here.

Alright, to be fair in your eyes, for every single new Trump post, we’ll have another post that says “Hillary Voted for the Iraq War,” so that whenever Trump creates some new fresh hell, we can make sure we have a fair focus on some shit that we already fucking know about.

I’m taking away from this that the aliens can build their own new planet instead of taking ours. Comforting.

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Why Katy Perry, the one people actually want to see naked was not so, is one of the great tragedies here.

We’re calling this beautiful food a Torch now. Because calling it a Jason would get kind of awkward. “God, I really want to eat a Jason right now.”

If it was plain gawker.com, they would have praised Facebook.

At least that actually had Lambos in it.

They just need to give it to us already, goddamn! This feels like the Acura NSX wait period.

I do have the snark, the non bias from no car company involvement, and the incredibley advanced skill to be an asshole.

CHEMTRAILS CHEMTRAILS SO MANY CHEMTRAILS YOU KNOW THE GOVERNEMNT USED 15 BILLIOM ALL ON CHEMTRAILS BECUASE THE JEWS TOLD THEM TO USE THE CHEMTRAILS TO MAKE ZIKA TO PUT IN OUR VACCINES AND THEN FLOURIDE IJ THE DRINKING WATER /POL/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN RACISM IS A CONSPIRACY RED PIL RED PILL RED PILLL PED RILL

Goddamn it, he argued with a fucking chair and now he's backing Trump? Clint Eastwood is managing to make me dislike him and I don't like it.

*cough* Fuck you Freddy *cough*

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the douche!

Alissa Walker, stop making new Kinja accounts.