I mean, 80,000 Japanese deaths or 1,000,000 American deaths and 1,000,000 plus Japanese deaths? It’s not that clear cut as “we used nukes and are therefore ashamed of it.”

Would you rather not be able to sleep because of a moral choice, or not able to sleep because you're dead or kicked out of the country?

Frankly, stating that they have no strategy is also probably pretty accurate.

I bought the book, and it's as epic as this preview is.

I really had to stop myself from making that pun when I typed the comment.

I know that Shmee is definitely going to drive his.

Traitor!

But for Slavic countries, we have glorious Blyatmobile.

For some reason I was expecting “y” and “s” to also appear on that gif, as that would basically be Ford’s response to any of our letters.

Make these appear all over the walls. That’ll fucking scare ‘em.

A man went to the government to buy a car in Soviet Russia. The government official says, “Okay, you can come back here and pick up your car in ten years.” The man says, “Morning or afternoon?” “What? How does that matter in ten years?”

It kind of looks like a sleeper to me. I like it.

Also in 2012, the first seven races were won by seven different drivers. Talk about an exciting championship.

And quite a few unforced errors in the first quarter of the second war.

Russia did score a lot of points, however they preferred to take on more than their share of attrition.

That thing exploded more than a Damascus government building.

100 poles, 60 1-2's, and back to back World War champions. America.

Its fucking awesome. Her staffers are better than the Daily Show’s, too.

These look like the playing cards that were issued to soldiers in 2003 to find war criminals. I’m not sure if the allegory was intentional, but I’ll be damned if this isn’t fucked up.

This is going to backfire so beautifully hard on the USOC