Why does it have a glorified dildo protruding from the middle of it?

And can only be serviced at an Apple Store for an exorbitant amount of money.

He’ll make sure that you’ll have to buy a new one every year, because the first car won’t have a camera, so you’ll have to buy the next one for too much money.

I'm excited for what the GT C is supposed to be. A mini AMG GT?

*burrrrp* Morty!

I don’t give a fuck what you think, Jerry!

If you think drinking is the extent of Torchinsky’s drug habits, you would be very, very wrong.

Good Christ, Stef, you’ve eclipsed my Kimi Raikkonen joke. That’s a fucking classic right there.

Porsche apparently has a BMW vendetta.

Well, this is probably the weekend to run it on, I guess!

Well, at least they can leave Kimi Raikkonen alone, he knows what he’s doing.

Or Deployable Infantry Casualty Kilometric Biohazard Unit Tactical Training...

Manufactured Ass Kissing Exercise for Snakes Needing Operational Standards Effective National Starting Effectiveness, or MAKESNOSENSE

Well the longer wheelbase that they made for the 991 actually improved the handling of the car, so they wouldn't be doing any favors by shortening it.

Well, good on you. Except for the fact that, judging by the markups on other limited Porsches, you're gonna have to pay twice the MSRP.

There’s also the fact that this car is like a Boeing F15 (or Williams FW15C, however you prefer.) It was designed around computer aids, so much so that without traction control, it’s a monster.

It’s now got double the stars. And where there are dubs, there is Bateman, bitches.