Why does it have a glorified dildo protruding from the middle of it?

And can only be serviced at an Apple Store for an exorbitant amount of money.

He’ll make sure that you’ll have to buy a new one every year, because the first car won’t have a camera, so you’ll have to buy the next one for too much money.

I'm excited for what the GT C is supposed to be. A mini AMG GT?

*burrrrp* Morty!

I don’t give a fuck what you think, Jerry!

If you think drinking is the extent of Torchinsky’s drug habits, you would be very, very wrong.

Good Christ, Stef, you’ve eclipsed my Kimi Raikkonen joke. That’s a fucking classic right there.

Porsche apparently has a BMW vendetta.

It’s got Ralph Fuckin’ Fiennes in it.

Oh, for fucks sake. Right off the bat and we start with this shit.

Battlefield 1: The Movie.

Well, this is probably the weekend to run it on, I guess!

Well, at least they can leave Kimi Raikkonen alone, he knows what he’s doing.

Or Deployable Infantry Casualty Kilometric Biohazard Unit Tactical Training...

Manufactured Ass Kissing Exercise for Snakes Needing Operational Standards Effective National Starting Effectiveness, or MAKESNOSENSE

Well the longer wheelbase that they made for the 991 actually improved the handling of the car, so they wouldn't be doing any favors by shortening it.