Well, at least it didn't take a billion years for the 458 to get to market.

Has Doug never seen one of those endurance races with driver changes where the drivers have to hop over roll cage bars? You know how they do it without looking like gangly idiots? Legs first, dude. Legs over the bar first and then you plop yourself in. Although I’m 6'1"+ so I probably shouldn't be talking, considering…

I want to buy this car so, so bad, and then put a ticker on it that says “BLITZKRIEGWAGEN”

I’ve got some others

Really fucking convenient plot device, don't you think...

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

Sparking of feeder teams- how about Rossi/LeClerc at Haas?

Holy Christ, an American driving for an American team would be awesome. And keeping Romain is also a very good idea. He's been better than Gutierrez all season.

PUT IT IN A GUN BAG YOU FUCKING IDIOT

It is a rule of the internet that, when a fandom is taken too seriously, it will develop its own special brand of self-mockery.

Because it’s obviously our only collective punishment for coming to Gawker.

And hopefully the new buyers will force Gawker Media to make Kinja not shitty

On a scale of 10 to 10, how fucked up the ass is Jalopnik going to be by its new commercial interests?

Yup. And besides, I believe in equal opportunity ridicule. Everyone should have the piss taken out of them at some point.

I would do sex things in that car.

I'm not sure how a cop joke is any more a sign of immaturity than your butthurt over that joke.

Wow, that reminds me of the Autovista in Forza 4. It may not have been for every car, but the narration was specific, and it was so so great.

As the warrior poet Ice Cube once wrote, the day is good, if it does not require an AK.

Remember, as a feminist, it’s a crime to criticize or state a negative opinion about a public figure if they’re a woman. Thanks for apologizing in advance for your mild logical criticism in case anyone gets offended. I mean, you’re really stretching your first amendment rights here.