Alright, to be fair in your eyes, for every single new Trump post, we’ll have another post that says “Hillary Voted for the Iraq War,” so that whenever Trump creates some new fresh hell, we can make sure we have a fair focus on some shit that we already fucking know about.

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Why Katy Perry, the one people actually want to see naked was not so, is one of the great tragedies here.

We’re calling this beautiful food a Torch now. Because calling it a Jason would get kind of awkward. “God, I really want to eat a Jason right now.”

At least that actually had Lambos in it.

They just need to give it to us already, goddamn! This feels like the Acura NSX wait period.

I do have the snark, the non bias from no car company involvement, and the incredibley advanced skill to be an asshole.

CHEMTRAILS CHEMTRAILS SO MANY CHEMTRAILS YOU KNOW THE GOVERNEMNT USED 15 BILLIOM ALL ON CHEMTRAILS BECUASE THE JEWS TOLD THEM TO USE THE CHEMTRAILS TO MAKE ZIKA TO PUT IN OUR VACCINES AND THEN FLOURIDE IJ THE DRINKING WATER /POL/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN RACISM IS A CONSPIRACY RED PIL RED PILL RED PILLL PED RILL

Goddamn it, he argued with a fucking chair and now he's backing Trump? Clint Eastwood is managing to make me dislike him and I don't like it.

*cough* Fuck you Freddy *cough*

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the douche!

I mean, 80,000 Japanese deaths or 1,000,000 American deaths and 1,000,000 plus Japanese deaths? It’s not that clear cut as “we used nukes and are therefore ashamed of it.”

Would you rather not be able to sleep because of a moral choice, or not able to sleep because you're dead or kicked out of the country?

Frankly, stating that they have no strategy is also probably pretty accurate.

I bought the book, and it's as epic as this preview is.

I really had to stop myself from making that pun when I typed the comment.

I know that Shmee is definitely going to drive his.

Traitor!

But for Slavic countries, we have glorious Blyatmobile.