For some reason I was expecting “y” and “s” to also appear on that gif, as that would basically be Ford’s response to any of our letters.

Make these appear all over the walls. That’ll fucking scare ‘em.

A man went to the government to buy a car in Soviet Russia. The government official says, “Okay, you can come back here and pick up your car in ten years.” The man says, “Morning or afternoon?” “What? How does that matter in ten years?”

It kind of looks like a sleeper to me. I like it.

Also in 2012, the first seven races were won by seven different drivers. Talk about an exciting championship.

And quite a few unforced errors in the first quarter of the second war.

Russia did score a lot of points, however they preferred to take on more than their share of attrition.

That thing exploded more than a Damascus government building.

100 poles, 60 1-2's, and back to back World War champions. America.

Its fucking awesome. Her staffers are better than the Daily Show’s, too.

These look like the playing cards that were issued to soldiers in 2003 to find war criminals. I’m not sure if the allegory was intentional, but I’ll be damned if this isn’t fucked up.

Why does it have a glorified dildo protruding from the middle of it?

And can only be serviced at an Apple Store for an exorbitant amount of money.

He’ll make sure that you’ll have to buy a new one every year, because the first car won’t have a camera, so you’ll have to buy the next one for too much money.

I'm excited for what the GT C is supposed to be. A mini AMG GT?

*burrrrp* Morty!

I don’t give a fuck what you think, Jerry!

If you think drinking is the extent of Torchinsky’s drug habits, you would be very, very wrong.