Good Christ, Stef, you’ve eclipsed my Kimi Raikkonen joke. That’s a fucking classic right there.

Porsche apparently has a BMW vendetta.

Well, this is probably the weekend to run it on, I guess!

Well, at least they can leave Kimi Raikkonen alone, he knows what he’s doing.

Or Deployable Infantry Casualty Kilometric Biohazard Unit Tactical Training...

Manufactured Ass Kissing Exercise for Snakes Needing Operational Standards Effective National Starting Effectiveness, or MAKESNOSENSE

Well the longer wheelbase that they made for the 991 actually improved the handling of the car, so they wouldn't be doing any favors by shortening it.

Well, good on you. Except for the fact that, judging by the markups on other limited Porsches, you're gonna have to pay twice the MSRP.

There’s also the fact that this car is like a Boeing F15 (or Williams FW15C, however you prefer.) It was designed around computer aids, so much so that without traction control, it’s a monster.

It’s now got double the stars. And where there are dubs, there is Bateman, bitches.

I've hacked the system, muthafuckas!

Are you fucking kidding me? It’s either the Jalop commenters have stopped trying, or the people who pick COTD have stopped trying. And knowing commenters, we never stop trying.

Something tells me that my potty mouth behind the wheel of that thing would approach Orlove levels.

I’m waiting for the open carry laws to get some people killed/rioting/both.

All of those except for the bus one need a “Kinja’d” tag. Except for the bus. That just needs an “Oppositelock.kinja.com Approves This Message.”

I’m putting money on “Something about jews”

Great song this time. Terrific use of it:

Somebody needs to 3D print a Honda RA186E and I'll be really impressed

Fixed it for you.