Well, good on you. Except for the fact that, judging by the markups on other limited Porsches, you're gonna have to pay twice the MSRP.

There’s also the fact that this car is like a Boeing F15 (or Williams FW15C, however you prefer.) It was designed around computer aids, so much so that without traction control, it’s a monster.

It’s now got double the stars. And where there are dubs, there is Bateman, bitches.

I've hacked the system, muthafuckas!

Are you fucking kidding me? It’s either the Jalop commenters have stopped trying, or the people who pick COTD have stopped trying. And knowing commenters, we never stop trying.

Burner shithead.

Something tells me that my potty mouth behind the wheel of that thing would approach Orlove levels.

I’m waiting for the open carry laws to get some people killed/rioting/both.

All of those except for the bus one need a “Kinja’d” tag. Except for the bus. That just needs an “Oppositelock.kinja.com Approves This Message.”

I’m putting money on “Something about jews”

Great song this time. Terrific use of it:

Somebody needs to 3D print a Honda RA186E and I'll be really impressed

Fixed it for you.

Cocaine and hookers, my friend.

Turkey’s hatred of the Kurds, our allies, only furthers the argument here.

Fuck.

Also, today is my birthday, so this is basically the most violent birthday present I've ever received.

R. Lee Ermey does not approve.

Holy Christ. That look so absolitely terrifying, both in a political sense and in the “GOOD GOD WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON” sense

BMW racing 2-series cameo!