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She’s a super freak, super freak! She’s super freeeakay-yaw!

Speak American, dammit

Can’t Race; Town Is On Fire

If the 2017 GT3 is turbocharged, I’mma have to slap a bitch at Porsche HQ

Not a really fun one, compared to the V10s and V12s

Sharp eyes, guys. Sharp, undistracted eyes

I’m going to livery the hell out of that Jaguar XK, while hoping that they add in another 90's F1 car. The 641 is unique, but maybe a bit too unique (its bad for liveries) and a real McLaren Honda would be appreciated *cough* MP4/6 *cough*.

Good christ. They make the Catholic Church look like fucking amateur assholes.

Unintentionally.

But just not enough Russia in that race. They could have at least had vodka as the victory drink and a bear here and there. But no, all we get is some ushankas and the national flag colors on the track

Built Tough— Plus 2 reliability in all races greater than or equal to 12 hours

Apparently no one in this thread watched the show. I can assure you that compared to LeBlanc’s deep, calm, measured, and occasionally actually funny delivery, Evans was as bad as you have been hearing about him, and worse.

Sure, you could buy one thats $1,200, or one that looks the exact same from literally fucking anywhere

Also, they used CP as the rating system for Pokemon. CP? Really? Who approved that?!

It also looks pretty alright liveried.

Well, Honda, you really fucked up. The soft whispers of the ghosts of common sense flying around that division of the Honda HQ saying “Focus ST rival.... Foooooord” were ignored for the entire production run of the car

That would mean, however, that less retirees have to drive to get food, and the less old people in the road, the better

Onboard traders are actually a brilliant idea. Murphy’s law works harshly for robots.

Wherever you guys held the LeManstravaganza, you should probably try to plead with them to host it there.

It also has an added CITC (Copyright Infringement Traction Control) and CaDA (Cease and Desist Assist).