Car and Driver wrote a little piece on why dogs love cars as much as we do- it’s actually a sensory thing for them, because all the smells that are in the air that they’re usually sniffing are being blasted in their face at higher quantities, and also wind on your face feels nice

No, because these have nothing to do with unlocking a phone, dumbfuck

Hey, woah, let’s reserve that kinda language for Governor Cuomo. The cunt.

Well, that's the first haiku I've seen as a reply

Validation, you mean- that's the point

He was also there 75 years ago in Germany but that's a different story...

Too soon? Too soon.

Because just making a choice is not an achievement in itself. Should the voters’ nomination of Donald celebrated just because they've made a choice in a free society?

This is frankly one of the stupidest political decisions a populace has made recently, and that's a big fucking statement in the Trumpian world.

It looks like an Audi S7 that existed before the S7.

Yeah, but for anyone who isn't intolerant, actual milk is so much better in every single way.

“Almond milk is good.... And it has a nice creamy flavor that works well in coffee and on cereal alike. Try it with a cookie, and I think you’ll agree—mmmm!”

I’d rather visit the Honda Museum, because I have a thing for F1 cars, and comparatively to the Nissan museum, they have a lot more actual cars

Well Mike, you're not that bad. At least you didn't crash a preproduction Camaro...

It'll be better next year, if of course they learn how to schedule a fucking race.

What?

Forza, are you listening, you crashtastic bastards?

Yeah the used car is a way to parody Youtubers like KSI who buy Lamborghinis, etc, and are incomprehensibly douchey about it. Which is funny, because by default they all have smaller channels and pull less ad revenue then Pewdiepie does.

How can we be safe when powerful emojis like these are easily available?