Yeah I don't think I even saw any Lambos there lol

Wait, where were those photos taken? Because I think I came too late to the Manhasset Concours to see that one

Because Racecar™

Let the shitstirring begin!

Good god, The Sun was full of shit? That’s never happened before!

Fuck.

So, buy a Giulia and a 4C!

The culture around democracy is certainly different

Oh, fuck’s sake, not this shit again

Sign me up boys, I’m ready to write snarky shit about car manufacturers every fucking day

Because obviously, we can always trust the tabloids, and especially The Sun, for reliable information.

This article is some deep shit.

This article is fucking deep.

“And they were beautiful. As black women.”

I’ll be sorely disappointed if they don’t use the Jaguar leaping Jaguar.

I would’ve said “You have no potential @JackHoleck,” but he does have potential- the potential to get horrifically Twitter-rekt.

You guys are definitely free to use Ferris Bueller quotes literally any time at all

And now Kinja won't let me edit it. Greeeeeat

Shit. He was walking. I am fantastic at comment writing

My Latin teacher was actually hit by a car walking in an intersection a few years back. He’s fine now, but I suspect the driver is quite fucked due to the fact that he was higher than Colorado during the incident