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normiesgetoffmyboardreeeeeeee

Do you believe in maa-gic? In a Dark Soul’s heart?

“Death *spin* to *spin* America! *spin*”

“It does not stand for Wild Turkey, or Whirling Taliban, or Walking Turtles.”

Or to make anyone laugh, or smile, for that matter.

Not. One.

“What got you into cars?”

Spying, obviously.

Fear and Loathing in a Shell Parking Lot

Caption: Porsche Motorsport HQ, today

Im American and I love Justin Trudeau so much. Please, Canada, can we keep him? Pleeeeeease?

The ‘Bullstreet Boys

I actually like it, with the facelift and news rear. Of course, I know I’m not doing my job as a commentor by not spitting constant vitriol about the Panamer’s design, but whatever

Just like its predecessor, the GT is going to have problems but then come into its own, probably late in the season or next year. It doesn't matter to me- it's still the greatest looking GT car of all time and has real potential

cyka blyat

The AMG GT3 has the same orgasmic engine

How do you say “HIIGH-WAAAY TO THE DANGER ZONE!” in Russian?

Ha, ha, high horse

Ferrari’s configurators, and to some extent Porsche’s, are extremely easy to get lost in for vast periods of time

Last time I checked that was not the case