Because obviously Army Infy is a better choice

This is scarily accurate targeted advertising...

Many, many exclamation marks

Completely uncalled for yet masterfully crafted

I’m sorry you’re trying to make a joke here but these all sound like fantastic ideas

“Pop-ups go up. Pop-ups go down. Pop-ups go up. Pop-ups go down. Tee hee hee hee hee.”

2 more cylinders and I'm completely sold

At least 97 times better than regular Jezebel

NUKE IT ALL, DAMN IT, ITS TO LATE

OH MY FUCKING GOD

We’re caught in a time loop, destroy the machine!

Heheheheheheheh

Self aware cars would be interesting and then eventually terrifying.

I dont think I saw that part of the show floor when I was there. Though to be honest, when I got to the basement my stomach was actually painfully hungry. Thank god Mustang Harry’s pub is only a few blocks away from the Javits.

What if they make a P performance version, maybe a P3D, and absolutely destroy the M3?

McMike and Co.

Some people diss drag racing because it’s only going in a straight line. But with the sheer ridiculousness of the engineering involved, the amazing numbers, and fantastic show, I can't help but love it.

Mclaren 570S, or a nearly 30-year-old BMW?

Make Bart pretty much the whole auto industry and there you have it