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Yeah I couldn't take a picture at any other time than when they were shifting colors. But trust me, if I bought one I wouldn't use that silly gimmick. I'd be too busy abusing an 840 horse 7.4 liter LSX V8 which screams bald eagles and freedom

Not just green. They were cycling through a variety of colors automatically on a loop.

If they can make a new version with the new 6th gen Camaro the universe would explode from sheer awesomeness

I saw three of em at the NY Auto Show on Friday. Oh my god...

Well, is it a better model of bike? Then that would be a double burn on Suzuki

I AINT PART OF YA SYSTEM, MEEEEYYYYYYYHN

You could say... Hayter's a hater?

Well, adding 200 pounds to a car is like adding 2 Raphael Orloves to it

Oh, is that the Magnus Racing car? You guys know how much we all love Magnus

Fear and Loathing in New York

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Oh fuck I was thinking of Trackhawk, shit, Jeep needs to get their marketing less confusing

Us plebs who thought it might be hellcatted. You know, #hellcateverything and such.

Who the fuck within Chrysler thought that the hype train should be totally and completely derailed like this?

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He mentions the start carts- those things are even more badass and incredible than the description

Well, keep in mind dealer markups. The bastards mark up every good performance car

For a split second that passing truck made the video look a whole lot darker

But... Why at 1:11 AM?! I can tell why you guys don't really post on the weekends, it's cause you have sleep deprivation

Also, this definitely isn’t the worst ad ever. What’s wrong with implying that Pennzoil is used in badass cars driven by badass people?