“Look, I stole an entire election. Cut this kid slack.”

Holy shit fighting polish called it.

You know how this ends right

You sure about that?

this is incredibly good. where’s the real Norm Charlatan?

This program has really fucked the shark.

This is a Locke for comment of the day.

“Someone else” would have just ruined the story anyway.

not to Puerto Rico though.

They’re America’s team more than ever, a disappointing franchise run by an aging dipshit and employing a lot of crooks.

Drew, as Collective Soul once said: I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

Welp, let’s get this one out of the way, “ The Juice is loose “.

No worries, man. I often finish too soon, too.

See, I was going to say that beating a live horse was a nice change from hearing about Superbowl III.

Or Todd Provence (the stunt double). Sorry. Wait, is there such a thing as Mr. Baseball trivia?

“Stefan, what’s your Tavecchio?”

What’re you guys talking about?

J!E!T!S! Feel the excrement!