normcharlatan
Norm Charlatan
normcharlatan
Oct 28
12

A brilliant financial move. He either becomes a star in Europe or he’s guaranteed a ton of money as a big-name USMNT Designated Player in MLS in a few years.

Oct 24
46

The delicious irony is now that Taubman is himself, in baseball terms, an undervalued asset, no other team will hire him because they’re supposedly bad at analytics (which apparently just means being willing to overlook the fact that he’s a complete asshole).

Oct 24
35

Needs U2 and REM somewhere on there, just to make everyone feel old as shit.

Oct 24
18

What we’re here to discuss now is how NYCFC have fallen in the conference semifinals four years running, and their particularly bad record at home. Read more

Oct 17
35

It’s frustrating that the NFL can’t be more progressive like the PGA Tour and open up a hotline so viewers can report penalties directly to the league. Talk about a way to let your fans do your work for you.

Oct 17
33

A look at the 1999-00 and 2000-01 Miami Heat rosters is a great exercise in the Remembering of Guys.

Oct 14
37

Love it when brands get burned going into business with so-called foreign country experts who name their marketing companies after Ayn Rand novels.

Oct 14
132

I like to think Wilson succeeded because he didn’t have to listen to Brian Schottenheimer.

Oct 13
5

This piece is pretty disingenuous. The brand new Little Caesars Arena in Detroit has the exact same seats and no one has complained yet.

Oct 10
186

Harden always getting bailed out by the refs.

Oct 9
55

I can totally see Coleen retiring to DC like her husband and helping a third-tier organization solve its leak problem.

Oct 7
195

No surprise that Tillman Frittata only cares about collecting more eggs.

Oct 7
18

As craven as the NBA’s capitulation is, I do find some hilarity in the idea of a bunch of MAGA losers embracing Moreyball - the Papa John’s of basketball - to “own the libs.”

Oct 6
66

Pretty on-brand for the Rockets not to defend anything.

Oct 4
37

The Washington Football Team is like football Maven.

Oct 2
71

Truly a time to kill for Grisham. 

Sep 30
110

Nothing more American than being wrong, I guess.

Sep 30
47

Between this and Doctor Dao, United is the Vontaze Burfict of airlines.