‘Topes win! ‘Topes win!

Hey now. Those Pistons occasionally had exciting fights.

:(

Ryen with an ‘e’?

Will handing out glasses be enough to ensure their safety? After all, 13 year old boys are warned all the time to “stop doing that or you’ll go blind” yet that doesn’t seem to stop them.

If I had a Schilling for every bad political take by athletes...

In fairness, Cliffhanger guy was a fuckin’ great striker as opposed to a fuckin’ mediocre defender

“$500?? For a shoe?”

Wrong Said Fred.

Of the 30 bets Barton revealed the details of in the spreadsheets he posted, the midfielder only won three.

That’s what made it so real. This is your future, kids.

I’m going to wait for Kige Ramsey to weigh in before I really process these accusations.

Uh, it’s DHoF’er Tuesday.

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

“I mean, not even Aaron Hernandez would stoop to charging kids for his football camp.”

I know earnest does not work well here, but fucking good for him. Just a guy in the NFL who wants to do right by the kids and who calls other guys out for charging them — even if on behalf of a charity that these kids have no responsibility to support? Hell yeah.

Lowe voted Harden #2 and Westbrook #3. This very well might happen, especially when you consider more Westbrook voters will (probably) vote Harden #2 than vice versa. If/when that happens, Deadspin will make delightful reading for those of us who don’t practice the DERP TRIPLE DOUBLE DERP religion.

Well, there’s always hope that somebody learned a lesson from Matt Cassel’s run in Kansas City.