A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

And pissboys.

Agreed. Some of these commenters come out Wildersness for stories like this.

this is a false yellow flag operation perpetrated by known trump-supporter tom brady in an attempt to enrage the patriot’s rabid fanbase into supporting the mexican border wall.

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

You’ve certainly done your part.

To require someone to be patriotic is fundamentally un-American. The freedom to publicly state, I am ashamed of my country is the most American thing there is, from the very start of this nation. This is the same mistake made 50 years ago punishing the American act of protest, to make America better.

It does seem like a really fundamental misreading of their audience. I have a lot of soccer fan friends/family, and I have a lot of conservative friends/family, and there is zero overlap in that Venn diagram.

+1 Ricky Davis

NOT THIS AGAIN

Good enough to masturbate to.

In West Virginia, you can do that to your cousins

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

Cannot WAIT for him to refer to a Black foreign head of state as an African American.

Let’s be clear: Under ordinary circumstances, athletes’ politics are their own, and they shouldn’t be expected to have to explain them more than anyone else...Brady started this, remember. He put that Trump hat right at camera-level, knowing it’d be seen.

Hey man, he pissed away like $20M of that on Gingrich first...

#TalkSports

Odd to have a day where I feel the most proud and most embarrassed to be American at the same time. The order is ugly, and it’s not just Trump. But spontaneous street protests, lawyers donating their time, tens of millions donated to charities, etc., is beautiful.

Also they forgot to thank the troops for protecting their rights to be kicked out on a whim.