One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

This data sounds a lot like my girlfriend. You wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.

I’m really hoping that it’s Michael Bradley, only because he’s described here as a former USMNT player.

No one represents the San Jose Earthquakes better than striker Chris Wondolowski

It’s not about being loyal to a stranger, it’s contrarianism as performative intellectualism.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Use a bank like Schwab, USAA, or Ally that refunds your ATM fees.

Wait ‘til you hear about this singer, Barry White.

This is just a ruse to maintain credibility for the “A Gronking to Remember” series.

How come only the Fitzpatrick who didn’t go to Harvard is the one capable of figuring this out?

Just pay the damn player, NCAA.

I can only say, you can’t help but notice and remember who you thought you were going to war with and who didn’t show up,

“Trust the [Legal] Process.” - Sixers Management

Gruden saying “Please stop this shit” was just him trying to get the sewage leak fixed at the Coliseum.

Sounds like David is starting to get a little tired of his young wife’s attitude at the ol’ homestead.

How can you properly insure an appreciating asset? Do premium prices go up as the vehicle ages?

Rather have them sign John Strong, just so I don’t have to listen to him again.

In Japan, Starbucks even sells short iced drinks. They don’t in the US.

Seems hypocritical for a peacenik to have such a high WAR.

A Colt with a broken leg? Absolutely Barbaric.