Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Typical Deadspin, making this all about Race.

A pretty good start. Can’t wait to see what he can do against NFL-level competition.

Wife Guy Summer continues apace.

*douthat

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

As a purist who doesn’t plan on seeing this movie, how do they redeem Shaw, who killed Han but is now apparently one of the good guys?

Why does the Claw have to be White?

They’re basically the Jeff Fisher of organizations at this point.

This but Nikola Jokic.

LeBron’s celebrations are completely classless. It sends the wrong message to kids that the refs and the league didn’t assess a technical foul on his son’s team because of LeBron’s antics. Follow the rules like everyone else. Because of this star worship, I fell two damned points short of hitting the over.

Considering how they slice their bagels, I’m surprised anyone from St. Louis had any fucks left to give.

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

Bauer knows what he’s talking about here, given how much Francesa just drones on and on these days.

The Joker can only play in the CFL since the part around the mouth requires rouge.

About time someone stood up for the umpires.

This whole process just makes me respect Carmelo Anthony even more. No accusations of tampering for him. 

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

That’s got to be a real punch in the nuts for Paul.