I was there last night, but security wouldn’t let me back in to the arena once I learned that the crowd was chanting “Paul Pierce sucks.” Can’t believe I missed it. 

“The regime will impose a new income tax on the players earnings,” Rubio tweeted, “even though the income is being earned by playing in the U.S.”

The reverse Kick Six.

But also, if you’re going to be shelling out 150 bucks for a jersey, you have the right to own something that won’t someday prove regrettable.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

This is bullshit. Red Vines or GTFO.

You may call him Brent Key, but the rest of us only know him by his club name, D.J. Durkin.

Amazing! No wonder the guy was a centerpiece in the Harden trade.

Tom think he’s untouchable ever since Jay-Z wrote a song about him.

Griffey in the dugout to greet Ichiro made me nostalgic for all of the Mariners teams of my youth that always found a way to came up just short.

SI’s pathetic stunt to increase brand awareness better not compromise the integrity of the Swimsuit Issue.

The other awesome thing is that you’re allowed to bring in whatever food or drink you want (including alcohol), so you can stock up on legit food sold outside. 

Sick and tired of reading about all these rich, old guys getting off. 

Nothing says punk like a dude dressed in an Obama-brand dress shirt tucked into his slacks.

Nike did the exact same thing for Marshall Applewhite and you didn’t say shit at the time.

“Will you Grit N Grind with me 4ever and ever?” 

Fitting that he used to work for the Highway Patrol. This is the sports fan’s equivalent of repeatedly yelling “Stop resisting!”

Maybe we should stop publishing Republican hacks who want to give Democrats “advice.”

Rovell said the same thing about Matthew Whitaker, who went from big dick toilet salesman to acting U.S. Attorney General.

It’s awesome that the announcers mention that in the past a visiting player had done the exact same thing.