They should let Ashley Feinberg vet her company’s own social media hires.

I mean, one of the big complaints about him when he was hired at Minnesota was the messiness of his personal life at WMU. He certainly believes he upgraded at the position. 

It’s 2019, so the Iron are just carbon-free. 

I’m surprised they didn’t put the teams in places with the nice MLS stadiums, like the one the Chargers play in. 

Didn’t realize the Body Language Doctor had opened franchises.

Obama’s simulator didn’t feature a virtual Ben Roethlisberger to walk your mistress back to her hotel room.

Dog.

Historically Irsay has shown that he’s more interested in mules than GOATs tho.

In the Ivy League, buzzer beaters are actually frowned upon so as not to reward procrastination.

These poor players are forgetting that they had sex with Roger Stone’s wife. 

Never buy a house in the first fifteen minutes. 

I can’t figure out what would make me less interested in buying a property in that community, the racist name or the existence of a homeowners association.

Hopson just wanted to give Briles a player he could look away from.

I don’t know a lot about traditional families, but would LeBron be even better if he had grew up in a household with two dads instead of none?

*Fewer

I’m surprised that a Vietnamese guy would have married an Amish woman.

It’s just like the beginning of Good Will Hunting, except none of them are geniuses and it’s entirely their fault. 

He died for our takes. 

Me, too. 

Thought this article was about the halftime show.