I acknowledge and respect you, Jeff.

I, for one, am pretty sick and tired of these awful white point guards from Duke always slapping the damn floor.

No one cares about your fantasy team, NBA.

I’m just out here trying to Be Best. 

I mean, the video clearly shows that the dude was sitting in the nosebleed seats.

Sadly for Rick, that’s not even true. 

So we’re supposed to believe that the government is capable of coordinating complex conspiracies, like running a sex ring and planting pipe bombs, but that an individual man can’t paint his sock to make it look like blood?

If the fight happens, Carr would need to pay Chris Everett royalties.

We all rushed to judgment about Sean McVay, and really that’s the fault of the social media.

If Romo’s so talented, why couldn’t he predict he’d get a lot of shit for going to Cabo with Jessica Simpson during a playoff bye week?

Say what you will about Marshall, but he gave his life for his underlings.

Trust the Process, I guess.

Certainly not the first time some Arians have complained about the work ethic of a Brown.

Patrick, it doesn’t matter whether or not he said it. It’s that we believed that he might have said it when we first heard about the meme, which, in the end, is no different than if he had actually said it.

“Everybody believed in us!”

I mean, they’ve both had a couple of good years, but let’s see what happens in the future. If they can’t sustain this success longterm, then the skeptics will be proven right.

What a mistake. Just like Russell Wilson and Drew Brees, Murray is just too short to play QB in the NFL.

Could you imagine how awesome it’d be to be the greatest player in your sport and still be able to go out to eat without being recognized, like Mike Trout?

I’m surprised. I would have taken Kyrie for an anti-vaxxer.

I find even his characters in shows to be too calculated to preserve his image that they’re rarely relatable (or even believable).