Thanks for publishing these emails. As they say, sunlight is the best disinfectant, and it also prevent Ricketts.

He traveled. 

I knew a guy who got his B.S. in Engineering at Perdure. 

Didn’t realize the Gruden red face bit was going to spread across the site.

[Puts on tin foil hat]: I wonder if this might have something to do with them refusing to even considering signing Kaepernick.

Danny is like a good farmer. He knows it’s best not to give them names or else you grow too attached. Ainge just calls them Moveable Asset 1, Moveable Asset 2, etc.

D.J. from Dadeville calls into Paul Finebaum: “They’re not dead yet, but they definitely will die. Do you think I care? I really don’t. Roll damn Tide!”

Anything is, in fact, not possible.

I assume Nicki used #ArnoldPalmer because this story is only half tea.

Who do you think would better enforce unwritten rules though, Ty Cobb or Brian McCann?

Not the Attorney General we need, but certainly the Attorney General we deserve. 

The price is inversely proportional to the significance of the summit. 

He was just pissed that they didn’t use one of his North Korean Summit Coins.

Get well soon, Drew. We need you for the inevitable Vikings playoff collapse. 

Gruden decided to make his bed with Sanchez as his No. 1 guy, and an off-the-street guy as his No. 2, for reasons that will never be explicitly articulated.

C’mon man, Vince Lombardi won 96 games and 2 Super Bowls with no available challenges. Dude’s a Packers legend. 

プラス一。

They’re probably not playing 16 games, so no chance of going 7-9.

George H.W. Bush actually avoided football his entire life. He didn’t like that there was a penalty for illegal contact.

Being Saban’s OC is a just a chance to launder your image for a year or two so you can take a lower-tier head coaching job before everyone realizes how replaceable you were at Alabama.