He was just trying to deprive the baby of oxygen so it might grow up to become a Steelers fan.

Remember when the same thing happened to MJ about Harold Miner?

Slate: This dog is neither heroic nor adorable. We should stop celebrating him entering an area where dogs are not welcome. 

One time a customer pooped all over the escalator at my old job and we had to evacuate the premises.

Must have been refreshing for her to watch a basketball game where the players can make a jump shot.

This is why Beverley is only a good but not great point guard. He opts for a bounce pass here when the play really requires more of a hard chest pass or an overhead football-style pass.

two actual human workers on a cherry picker... nobody was injured.

It’s certainly a vicious cycle. But I know my own lifetime of procrastination is a defense mechanism to avoid the sting of others’ inevitable (in my mind) negative judgment (rooted in my childhood experience).

And procrastinators are more likely to feel “low self-confidence, low energy, and depression.”

“They’re buying me as a brand,” Rovell said.

The club issued a confusing statement, blaming the mix-up on “a person who has been experiencing severe personal difficulties unbeknownst to any other members of the club.”

Kevin Faulk:Cole Fisher::Stephen A Smith:Will Cain

“Dorados? Goddamnit, I thought you said Doritos.” - Maradona, in his mind

“In that rip-off of Sweet Home Alabama, he rhymed things with things. Mentally-speaking, we do not believe he could have run for the U.S. Senate.” - FEC

For the far right, it’s Schrödinger’s Holocaust. It both never happened and is something to aspire to.

Did the Ferrari call his mother?

Pretty rich coming from him. His team is publicly owned.

I believe Amtrak calls this “Business Class.”

Put it in terms these white supremacists understand, the Sentinelese were just standing their ground.  

Today, Michigan fans might beg to differ.